It’s interesting that everyone makes fun of lawyers for not being honest, when in essence that is their job. If everyone has the right to a lawyer inevitably there will be someone who doesn’t think his client is right. Apparently a paid liar also deserves a few jokes!
Please enjoy our collection of lawyer jokes.
photo credit: Dyanna
A Drunk climbs on a bar stool in a bar and screams “All lawyers are sneaky thieves.” A man stands up and says “Hey, I resent that remark.”
The drunk shouts back “Why, are you a lawyer?” “No”, says the man “I’m a sneaky thief.”
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A young lawyer died and was brought to heaven. Upon arriving the lawyer started protesting that it’s way to early for him to day, for he was only 32 years old, and there must be some mistake. The listening angel agreed that perhaps it was a mistake and agreed to look into it. After a few minutes the angel came back and said “I’m sorry sir but I am afraid there is no mistake, we calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96.
A man walked into a lawyers office and asked about the fee. The lawyer responded” it’s 50$ for 3 questions,” ” isn’t that a lot asked the man” ” yes” responded the lawyer…………….”and whats your third question?”
Lawyers really aren’t so bad, it’s just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad.
