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Meaning Of Life Joke

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Rating: 3.7/5 (169 votes cast)

Whatâ€™s another word for Thesaurus?

Rating: 3.1/5 (139 votes cast)

I donâ€™t approve of political jokesâ€¦Iâ€™ve seen too many of them get elected.

Rating: 4.3/5 (53 votes cast)

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

Rating: 4.2/5 (208 votes cast)

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

Rating: 3.7/5 (41 votes cast)

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.

Rating: 4.2/5 (80 votes cast)