Enjoy our collection of witty jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.
Nothing political is correct.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
If the music’s too loud you’re too old.
3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.