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Enjoy our collection of witty jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Frisbee Joke

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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Advice Joke

Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (140 votes cast)

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Politically Correct Joke

Nothing political is correct.

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Joke About Being Unique

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Music Joke

If the music’s too loud you’re too old.

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Counting Joke

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

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Luck Joke

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

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Meaning Of Life Joke

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

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Rating: 3.7/5 (169 votes cast)

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Thesaurus Joke

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

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Political Joke

I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

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