Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A. “Give me my quarterback!”
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Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A. “Give me my quarterback!”
My mother hates sports so after being forced to go to a football game with her grandchildren this was her conclusion. Football consists of 22 men on the field desperately in need of a rest, and 40,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.