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Enjoy our collection of text jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Counting Joke

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who canâ€™t.

Rating: 3.9/5 (183 votes cast)

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

Rating: 4.2/5 (208 votes cast)

We hate others for imitating us – We are irritated by their attitude.

Rating: 2.8/5 (23 votes cast)

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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

Rating: 3.7/5 (41 votes cast)

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.

Rating: 4.2/5 (80 votes cast)