Once in an insane asylum an inmate screamed out I am George Washington. “How do you know?” someone asked. The inmate answered , “because G-D told me.” Just then a scream came out from another room “I did not.”
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The Broken Leg Joke
I overheard a father yelling at his toddler who refused to sit still in the shopping cart “If you fall down and break your leg don’t come running to me.”
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Cereal Box Joke
One morning I saw my husband in the pantry trying to decide between two different types of cereals. “Maybe you should take half a bowl of each”, I said jokingly. “Wow,” he said with a smile, “you really thing out of the box“
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A Small Misunderstanding
A man telephoned the airline office and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?†The clerk said, “Just a minute…†“Thank you,†the man said and hung up.
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The Good Old Days?
A Grandfather is talking to his grandson “You know in the good old days, you could go to a store with a quarter, and get a loaf of bread,a dozen eggs, a watermelon,and a brand new bike.But today, you can’t do that, nope,…………………………………there’s just way to many surveillance cameras.
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Brutal Tactics
A man walked into a lawyers office and asked about the fee. The lawyer responded” it’s 50$ for 3 questions,” “isn’t that a lot asked the man” ” yes” responded the lawyer…………….”and whats your third question?”
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Mean Doctor
Doctor – You’re overweight
Lady – I think I want a second opinion
Doctor – OK, you’re also ugly.
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