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Men And Directions

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

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Men Men Men!!

Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

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Mean Doctor

Doctor – You’re overweight

Lady – I think I want a second opinion

Doctor – OK,  you’re also ugly.

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Deep Thought

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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The “Bottom”

Q.What has a bottom at its top?

A. A leg.

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How To Be Popular

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

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Divorce Joke

A  judge was trying to convince a woman filing for divorce to change her mind “you’re 92 he said, you’re husband’s 94 you’ve been married for 73 years, why give up now?” “Our marriage has been on the rocks for quite a while” the woman explained “but we decided to wait until the children died.” -Joyce Brothers

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Mexican Olympics

Why isn’t Mexico in the Olympics?…

Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..

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“A Bar Joke”

A man walked into a bar…………………………..ouch.

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Dentist Joke

“Sorry I can’t take any more appointments today” said the dentist to a patient “I already have 18 cavities to fill” Then he hung up , grabbed his golf bag and left.-Tal D. Bonham

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