The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
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The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
Doctor – You’re overweight
Lady – I think I want a second opinion
Doctor – OK, you’re also ugly.
AÂ judge was trying to convince a woman filing for divorce to change her mind “you’re 92 he said, you’re husband’s 94 you’ve been married for 73 years, why give up now?” “Our marriage has been on the rocks for quite a while” the woman explained “but we decided to wait until the children died.” -Joyce Brothers
Why isn’t Mexico in the Olympics?…
Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..
“Sorry I can’t take any more appointments today” said the dentist to a patient “I already have 18 cavities to fill” Then he hung up , grabbed his golf bag and left.-Tal D. Bonham