Retirement Jokes

Enjoy our collection of retirement jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Retired Husband Joke

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons

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Ever Wonder? What do gardeners do after they retire?

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