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Chase Joke

Q. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A. Ten after one!

Rating: 3.6/5 (276 votes cast)

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Difference Between Cats And Dogs Joke

A dog thinks: ‘Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me … THEY MUST BE GODS!’

A cat thinks: ‘Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me … I MUST BE A GOD!’

Rating: 3.7/5 (208 votes cast)

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Posted in Cat Jokes, Dog Jokes

No Eyes Joke

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh!

Rating: 3.0/5 (47 votes cast)

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Posted in Fish Jokes

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Blue Jay Joke

Q. – What bird is always sad?
A. – The blue jay!

Rating: 3.1/5 (40 votes cast)

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Egg Joke

Boy 1 – Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Boy 2 – Yes, it cracked me up!

Rating: 3.2/5 (40 votes cast)

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Talking Bird Joke

Q. What is smarter than a talking bird?
A. A spelling bee

Rating: 4.0/5 (330 votes cast)

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Posted in Bird Jokes, Laffy Taffy Jokes

Cute Bird Joke

Teacher – What is the difference between a bird and fly?
Student – Well……a bird can fly……..but a fly can’t bird.

Rating: 3.7/5 (50 votes cast)

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Posted in Bird Jokes

Funny Dog Joke

It’s no coincidence that man’s best friend cannot talk.

Rating: 3.5/5 (84 votes cast)

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Posted in Dog Jokes, Men Jokes

Bye Bye Joke

My husband said it was him or the cat…I miss him sometimes.

Rating: 4.1/5 (68 votes cast)

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Posted in Cat Jokes, Husband Jokes

Goose Joke

Q. What grows down, when it grows up?
A. A goose.

Rating: 2.7/5 (200 votes cast)

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Posted in Bird Jokes, Funny Riddles, Kids Jokes