A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes. After trying on a pair she complained that they were a bit tight. “Try pulling the tongue out,” suggests the sales clerk. “Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” responds the blonde.
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Fries Joke
Man – “I would like some fries, please.
Blonde at the counter – “Ok……………………… and would you like some fries with that?”
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Posted in Blonde Jokes, Food Jokes
Dumb Blonde Joke
“Can you check if my rear blinker works?” hollered the brunette to the blonde pedestrian walking by. “Sure,” responded the blonde, heading to the back of the car. “Ok,” said the brunette pushing the switch, “is it working?”  “Yes, no, yes, no…”
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Puzzle Joke
A brunette walked into a room and saw her blonde friend whooping and hollering.
“What’s the matter?” The brunette inquired.
“Nothing at all. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The blonde beamed.
“How long did it take you?”
“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”
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Day Off Joke
Office executive – Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?
Boss – Certainly not!
Office executive – Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding.
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Relative Joke
Wife – You hate my relatives!
Husband – No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.
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Posted in Funny Comebacks, Mother In Law Jokes
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