A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it.
“My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!
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For some unknown reason the mother-in-law relationship, for many, is from the most complicated, precarious, tricky relationships ever experienced. Some of the contributing factors may be jealousy, or perhaps it’s the uncomfortable feeling of no longer being needed. Or perhaps some of it may just be in the imagination of the son/daughter in-law constantly fearing that the parents think they are not good enough. Whatever the reason thousands of jokes were already made, and surely thousands more will be made about the “wicked” mother-in-laws. So enjoy our collection of “mother in law jokes”., and if the jokes sound a little exaggerated, well, that’s just how jokes are.
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Beautiful Stone Joke
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Smart Mother In Law Joke
So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. “Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.” Sure enough twenty minutes later, David  walks in the door with three girls following behind him. “It’s that one”, said his mother, without blinking an eye.  “Holy cow”, exclaimed David, “how in the world did you know it was her?” “I just don’t like her”, she replied.
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Magic Show Joke
I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, “wow, how did you do that.†I would tell youâ€, answered the magician predictably, “but then I’d have to kill you.†After a moments pause the same voice screamed out “can you tell my mother in law?â€
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Day Off Joke
Office executive – Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?
Boss – Certainly not!
Office executive – Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding.
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Relative Joke
Wife – You hate my relatives!
Husband – No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.
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The Cemetary Plot Joke
A constantly nagged and harried son-in-law decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a birth day present.
The next birth day came but this year he didn’t buy her a gift.
The mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was he had forgotten this time.
The angry son-in-law responded, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
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The Real Mother-In-Law
Once two ladies came before King Solomon, fighting over a boy. “He’s my son-in law” one said “No he’s mine” countered the other. After thinking for a few minutes the King finally decided on a ruling. “Bring me my sword and we will cut the boy in half, they will each get half.” “No” the first lady screamed “don’t cut him in half I would rather the second lady get the whole son-in-law.” Ah Hah said King Solomon with a big smile I now know who is the real mother-in-law. For a only the real mother-in-law would stand quietly while her son-in-law gets cut in half.”
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