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Men jokes are here to help ease the frustration of all of the ladies out there. Although ladies secretly love the fact that there are certain things that men don’t understand,for it gives them a feeling of superiority, it is still bittersweet, for too much of anything isn’t good. So ladies, take notes so you will have something to whisper to your lady friends, and men……………………..hide!
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No Cents Joke
There was a man in front of me at the cashier paying his bill. The man handed over a ten for his bill of $9.08. “Do you have 8 cents?” the lady cashier asked. After fishing in his pants the man responded “sorry I have no cents.” “Finally”, she muttered,” a man who can admit it.”
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Which Game?
It was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 3 kids. “Who’s winning?” I asked cheerfully. “I am” said one “no, I am” said another. “No,” the father said “their mother is!”
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Good Men Are Hard To Find!
A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie popped out. “You have one wish” said the genie. “Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three wishes?” “Not from me” said the genie “I’m not that powerful.” “OK” responded the lady taking out a map, “I am making a wish for peace between this country……… .” “I’m really sorry” said the genie, “but I am not powerful enough for that.” “That’s fine” said the lady, “instead I would like to find a cool, caring man, who loves children, and cooking.” The genie sighed and said “alright….. let me see that map again.”
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Good News Or Bad News?
Husband- Honey I have good news and bad news
Wife-What is it?
Husband-I’m losing my voice.
Wife-And whats the bad news!
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Men? Fathers?
A couple had their first baby. After a week or so the mother thought she could use a break and went shopping leaving the little baby with the proud father. It was only a short while before the baby started to cry. The perplexed father tried all of the tricks that he remembered his wife doing but to no avail. Finally after a half hour in desperation he went to the doctor. After checking all of the regular things the doctor discovered it was just a dirty diaper.
“I don’t understand “the perplexed father said “I knew it was dirty, but the diaper package said specifically that it was good up to 8 pounds!”
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