My child Mike, was playing doctor with his friend Jim. “I’m so sick” said my son, “Can you please take a look at me.” “Sure” said Jim taking out his toy stethoscope, after a few seconds of listening closely to his heart, he said sadly, “Oh Mike, you have a broken arm!
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Ever think about why everyone loves kids? What about them is so endearing? Is it a survival strategy by G-D to make sure we take care of them, and to make sure we keep having more? Is there any logic to it? Perhaps part of the reason is that they are non threatening. There little body and big pure eyes also captivate us. But most of all it’s there innocence with a mix of frankness that adds a dose of freshness to our lives. So enjoy our collection of cute sayings of the untainted minds.
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Kids Fears Joke
I live in Canada, a plane ride away from my family, so I was very excited to inform my twin 3 year olds that we were going to go on a plane to see my family. It was after a few days that it struck me that they seemed nervous about it. After talking it over with them I finally figured out the problem. They thought they would each have to fly on a separate plane by themselves. How else would we all fit into one of those tiny planes that fly in the sky?
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What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?
I was a little surprised when my son suddenly announced one day after church, “I am thinking of being a Minister when I grow up.” “Why is that?” I asked. “Well, I figure I have to go to church on Sundays anyway, and I think it’ll be more fun to stand and yell then to just sit and listen.”
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Used Clothing Joke
Always trying to save money, I often buy clothing for my kids from the garage sales. Recently, I purchased a new shirt from JC Penny for my 6 year old and was wondering why she was reluctant to wear it the next day. After asking her she responded,
“Oh, the store has their own washing machine… that’s why we don’t have to wash it first?!”
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Twin Joke
I couldn’t help laughing when one of my identical granddaughters tried insulting the other one, “well your ugly!”
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