“Are you the tooth fairy?” my seven year old asked, after yet another tooth fell out. Very impressed that she picked up on this, I assured her that I am in fact the tooth fairy. My bubble was burst a few minutes later, when after thinking for a few seconds she asked, “how do you get into the other kids houses?”
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Ever think about why everyone loves kids? What about them is so endearing? Is it a survival strategy by G-D to make sure we take care of them, and to make sure we keep having more? Is there any logic to it? Perhaps part of the reason is that they are non threatening. There little body and big pure eyes also captivate us. But most of all it’s there innocence with a mix of frankness that adds a dose of freshness to our lives. So enjoy our collection of cute sayings of the untainted minds.
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Seal Joke
I was eagerly drinking in the attention in my grandson’s second grade class telling them what it was like to be a Navy Seal. My bubble was soon burst when I asked if their are any questions. “So” questioned one girl, “can you balance a ball on your nose?”
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Keep Quiet Joke
“You don’t look old at all,” I assured my 40 year old friend, who was going through a middle age crisis. I didn’t notice my 6 year old next to me, until he piped up “Well, parts of her do.”
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Money Joke
I was looking for a pet sitter for my dog , for I was going out of town. After explaining all the work the job entailed to my neighbors 9 year old son. I asked, “so how much is the job worth to you?” After a moments thought, he responded, “I’ll give you one dollar.”
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Watch What You Say!
As a first grade teacher, I often hear from my students things going on in their family. Harry’s mother was expecting, and naturally Harry was very excited about it. When one day Harry stopped talking about it I was concerned and questioned him why. “Well”, Harry said, “my mother told me I could feel the baby moving in her stomach, I thing she ate it!”
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A Word From The Wise Joke
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure…” “Look in your underwear, Grandma,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”
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Being Polite Joke
I work as a pediatric nurse, and often have the painful job of giving shots to the children. One day upon entering the examining room to give a shot the little girl starting screaming “NO! NO! NO!”
“Jessica” her mother scolded, “that is not polite behavior!”
At that the girl continued to scream “NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU!”
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The Missing Boots
As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and boots. One day when school was over and the children were getting ready to leave, one child came over to me in tears “my boots are missing” she wailed. “they are in the corner” I said pointing to her boots. “Those are not mine!” she said, stamping her foot, “MINE HAD SNOW ON THEM!”
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Kids And Fish Joke
For our daughters 6th birthday we bought her a fish. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced “the fish’s name is Sparingly.” “How do you know?” I asked “look” she responded “it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily.”
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