A blonde and brunette are sitting next to each other on a plane. After a few minutes the blonde looks up from the book she’s reading and asks, “who needs a “k” in beautiful?”

The brunette looks up, puzzled, at the blonde and responds, “there is no “k” in beautiful?”

After a few minutes of thinking the blonde looks back up at the brunette and asks, “why is there no “k” in beautiful?”

Exasperated the brunette responds, “WHO NEEDS A “K” IN BEAUTIFUL?!”

“Hey wait a second”, protested the blonde. LET’S GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE! “Isn’t that the question I started off with?! “who needs a “k” in beautiful?”

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“Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down on a stool in the bar. The question was met with dead silent After a few second pause, the bartender walked up to the blind fella and put his face right up to his nose and said in a deep menacing voice. “I’m blond and I don’t appreciate blonde jokes! My wife is right next to me, she’s blonde and she doesn’t either appreciate blonde jokes. And best of all, on your right is a blond bodybuilder who I’m pretty sure doesn’t like blonde jokes either! Would you still like to say that joke?”

“HELL NO!” Said the blind fella, “NOT IF I’M GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE DARN JOKE THAT MANY TIMES!

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Two Blondes are on opposite sides of the river, “How do I get to the other side?” hollered one blonde. “You are on the other side,” the other one hollered back.

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“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend, there was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.

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“Can you please fax over your resume?” asked the interviewer. “I’m sorry” responded the blonde, “it’s my only copy!”

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A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes. After trying on a pair she complained that they were a bit tight. “Try pulling the tongue out,” suggests the sales clerk. “Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” responds the blonde.

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“Can you check if my rear blinker works?” hollered the brunette to the blonde pedestrian walking by. “Sure,” responded the blonde, heading to the back of the car. “Ok,” said the brunette pushing the switch, “is it working?”   “Yes, no, yes, no…”

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