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Pessimist Thought

The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the
optimist has a better time during the trip.

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Ball Game Thoughts

Ever Wonder? Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are already there?

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Body Thoughts

Ever Wonder? Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

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Fat Thought

Ever Wonder? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Cheese Thought

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Pizza Musings

Ever Wonder? Why does round pizza come in a square box?

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Thoughts About Money

Ever wonder? If you have to put two cents in, but it’s only a penny for your thoughts, who gets the extra penny?

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Salami Thoughts

If bread is square why is sandwich meat round?

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Thoughts On Getting Married

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.

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