Enjoy our collection of kids jokes , after all that’s what they are here for!
Q.What do a tree and a dog have in common?
A.Bark!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileene’d on the door and broke it!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey won’t fit in this door!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep saying these jokes!
Q. What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A. I apologize, I am a little horse!
Q. Where did the cow go on the weekend? A. The moooooovies.
Q. Why can’t dalmatian’s hide? A. They’re always spotted!
Q. Why did the pony have to stay after school? A. For horsing around!
Teacher-What’s the capital of Missouri? Student-The M.
Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune? A: Because he couldn’t find a Date!