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One Way To Gain Weight

Client- What should I do my cat ate a bag of unpopped popcorn.

Vet-  Keep him out of the sun!
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Farmer Joke

Q.What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.

A. Stop picking on me.

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Pirate Joke

Q. How did the pirate stop smoking.
A. He used the patch.

 

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Bear Joke

Q. Whats a bear called without teeth.
A.A gummy bear.

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Choir Joke

Q. What has 40 feet and sings.

A.  A choir.

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The Corny Doctor

Mother of patient- “My son swallowed a roll of film.

Doctor- “Let’s see what develops.

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The Corny Hat Joke

Two hats are on a hat rack

Hat #1 to hat #2 “you stay here. I’ll go on a head.”

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Fat ‘n Corny Joke

Q. What’s it called when two fat people are talking?
A. A heavy discussion.

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Madam Foot

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Madam!

Madam who?

Madam foot is caught in the door!

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It’s Yo Mama

knock knock

who’s there?

yo mama

yo mama who?

seriously its yo mama open the darn door

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