Enjoy our collection of laffy taffy jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!
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Q. Why don’t oysters give to charity? A. Because they’re shellfish.
Q. Why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle? A. Because there are so many cheetahs.
Q. What’s a kittens favorite color. A. Purrrple….!
Q. Where did the cow go on the weekend? A. The moooooovies.
Q. Why can’t dalmatian’s hide? A. They’re always spotted!
Q. Why did the pony have to stay after school? A. For horsing around!
Teacher-What’s the capital of Missouri? Student-The M.