Enjoy our collection of laffy taffy jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!
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Q: What room has no walls A: A mushroom!
Q. What did the guy say to the horse when he walked into the bar?
A. Why the long face??
Q. What did the egg say to the frying pan? A. “You crack me up”
Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
Never mind it’s too dirty.
Q. How do you communicate with a fish? A. You drop it a line
Q. Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? A. If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot!
Q. What did one eye say to the other? A. Between me and you something smells.
Q. What should you do to a red elephant? A. Quit telling it dirty jokes.
Q. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? A. Ten after one!
Q. What is smarter than a talking bird? A. A spelling bee