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Knock knock jokes are surprisingly popular, in fact according to Wikipedia,they are popular all over the world, in French they begin “Toc-Toc” in Afrikaans and Dutch “Klop-klop”, and in Japanese and Korean “Kon-kon”. Well something that popular has got to be good, ENJOY!

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The Atheist Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Must be the wind.

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Madam Foot

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Madam!

Madam who?

Madam foot is caught in the door!

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It’s Yo Mama

knock knock

who’s there?

yo mama

yo mama who?

seriously its yo mama open the darn door

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Who’s There?

knock knock

who’s there,

I don’t know get the door – Melvin

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