Q. What’s black ,white, and re(a)d all over?
A. The newspaper.
There is a common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth is that there are many adults who like them too………they are just too embarrassed to admit it! So for all kids, and in the closet adults, this is the place to be. Please delight in our collection of only funny groaners.
Patient-“Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor-“Have you tried removing the candles first?”
Client- What should I do my cat ate a bag of unpopped popcorn.
Vet-Â Keep him out of the sun!
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