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There is a common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth is that there are many adults who like them too………they are just too embarrassed to admit it! So for all kids, and in the closet adults, this is the place to be. Please delight in our collection of only funny groaners.

Owl Joke

Guy 1:somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Guy 2:who?

Rating: 3.7/5 (658 votes cast)

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Dirty Joke

Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind it’s too dirty.

Rating: 3.4/5 (868 votes cast)

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Toilet Joke

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A. You look flushed.

Rating: 3.6/5 (377 votes cast)

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Clock Joke

Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A:Look grandpa, no hands!

Rating: 3.9/5 (453 votes cast)

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Car Door Joke

Q. When is a door, a jar?
A. When it’s opened. (door ajar)

Rating: 2.5/5 (361 votes cast)

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Lawyers Daughter Joke

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A. Sue.

Rating: 3.3/5 (981 votes cast)

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Peanut Joke

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

Rating: 3.8/5 (260 votes cast)

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Pony Joke

Q. What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A. I apologize, I am a little horse!

Rating: 3.6/5 (217 votes cast)

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Corny Soccer Joke

Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?

A. A soccer match.

Rating: 3.1/5 (272 votes cast)

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Dictionary Joke

Q. When does Friday come before Thursday?
A. In the dictionary.

Rating: 3.3/5 (90 votes cast)

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