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Cynical Girlfriend Thought

“If money grew on trees – girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys”

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Nursing Home Quote

“Be nice to your children – they will be choosing your nursing home”

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Pessimist Thought

The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the
optimist has a better time during the trip.

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Atheism Quote

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Manly Men

Behind even the manliest men is a little boy, who’s thinking, what do I do next.

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Patience Quote

Dear G-D please help me have patience…………………..and make it quick!

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The Bachelors Excuse

A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.

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Who’s Really Happy?

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Photo credit: DerrickT

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Time!

Time is the best teacher, the only problem is it kills all of its students.

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Life!

Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.

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