Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Enjoy our collection of funny sayings, after all that’s what they are here for!
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
“Be nice to your children – they will be choosing your nursing home”
The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the
optimist has a better time during the trip.
Dear G-D please help me have patience…………………..and make it quick!
A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
Time is the best teacher, the only problem is it kills all of its students.
When everything else fails – try the directions.