Man – So what is the best thing about being 104? Old Lady – No peer pressure
This is a PRIVATE conversation, YOUR”E NOT SUPPOSED TO HEAR!
“It seems like every time I try counting the sheep I fall asleep!”
Should I Get A High Chair Just In Case?
Did you hear about the student that flunked medical school? His handwriting was legible.
Used tombstone for sale! Ideal for person named murphey.
“And this is Dr. Og, your anesthesiologist.”
“Are you saying my kids a liar?”
“If I’ve only got two weeks to live, I’ll take the last week in July and first week in August.”