Husband – Honey! I won! I’m the president!
Wife – Honestly?
Husband – Why do you have to bring that up?
Husband – Honey! I won! I’m the president!
Wife – Honestly?
Husband – Why do you have to bring that up?
Wife – You hate my relatives!
Husband – No I don’t! In fact I like your mother in law more than I like mine!
I just broke up with my girlfriend!
Isn’t this the fourth of fifth time you two broke up?
Yeah! But only the second time for good.
We didn’t have any cough medicine
so I gave him a laxative.
It really worked!
Do you see how he’s afraid to cough?!