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Homework Joke
PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”
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Getting Overpaid Joke
An employee approached his boss regarding a dispute on his pay-check…
Employee – Sir, this is $100 less than my salary.
Boss – I know. But last month, when you were overpaid $100, by mistake, you didn’t complain!
Employee – Well, I don’t mind an occasional mistake, sir, but it seems to be becoming a habit, now!
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Posted in Funny Comebacks, Work Jokes
Relative Joke
Wife – You hate my relatives!
Husband – No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.
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Posted in Funny Comebacks, Mother In Law Jokes
Good Looks Insult
Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
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Posted in Funny Insults
You Smell Comeback
Person#1: Why do you smell funny?
Person#2: It’s called Soap – didn’t think you would have smelt it before.
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Dance Refusal Comeback
Man- Do you want to dance?
Woman- NO
Man- Sorry, I think you misheard me…I said, You Look fat in those pants.
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Posted in Funny Comebacks
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