A cop pulled over a car and finds a young couple in the front seat. “Where’s your seat belt young man?†asked the cop. “Oh, I just took if off now when you were walking up to the carâ€, responded the man. “No you didn’t!†exclaimed his wife, “you never wear your seat belt!â€. A little taken aback, the cop asked to see his license. “Aw shucks!†cried the man, “I must have left it home!†“Yeah right!†screamed his wife, “You know it expired 3 months ago!†At a loss for words, the cop asked the woman “are you always so tough on him?!†“No†responded the young woman, “only when he had too much to drink!â€.